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Glam Glow Up: Using Glamour Prisms!

Hello class! Don’t you just get sick of these school uniforms day in and day out? I know I’m tired of having to wear this teacher’s getup all the time. You DO wear the uniforms, right?...

Published In Issue 79 On May 27, 2024 ·  4 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo

Farewell, Travel Fare!

Hey class! What’s crackalackin’?! I picked up some slang over the weekend! J to the K, home slicerinos! I already knew all the cool slangs cause I’m very much on the fleek....

Published In Issue 75 On April 29, 2024 ·  2 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo

How To: Silence Everything!

Hello Class! Summer Break is right around the corner! Are you excited? Do you have plans? Well shelve em! We are an all year school here and if I have to suffer… Oh, I mean… We are here for a continuous learning cycle....

Published In Issue 77 On May 13, 2024 ·  3 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
A new adventurer just getting started!

Random Tips For New Adventurers!

Hey, there’s a picture of Imogene! She’s a brand new sprout, and just like her, a lot of new adventurers have arrived in Eorzea this week. It’s dangerous to go alone, though, so take some of these quick tips!...

Published In Issue 66 On February 26, 2023 ·  2 min ·  Babbit Alaisa
Babbit on a flying shark!

How To Score 10k While Ocean Fishing

I finally did it, Eorzea. I got my flying shark mount, and once I sat down and just looked at things, it turns out Ocean Fishing is surprisingly easy. Well, for the most part....

Published In Issue 65 On February 19, 2023 ·  2 min ·  Babbit Alaisa

Work It Out, Work It Out, You’ve Got to Feed Your Chocobo!

Hello, class! It sure has been chilly lately! And that means it’s a great time to warm up by working out a sweat! So pump up the jams, put on your best sweats (optional!...

Published In Issue 65 On February 19, 2023 ·  3 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo

How To: Cross-Dimensional Travel!

Hello, class! Welcome back from break! Please hand your “My Winter VVacation” essays in before the lunch bell! Have you ever wondered what another world might be like? Not one out in space with big space dragons or mean aliens or something weird like that....

Published In Issue 61 On January 22, 2024 ·  3 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo

How To: Waterfloat!

Hi class! I guess? It’s winter break, like class is over?? What are you doing coming in? I’m literally on vacation! Well! Fine, since you came… all the way to my private resort… Um… Okay yeah, this will do!...

Published In Issue 58 On December 25, 2023 ·  1 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
Lopp waves from within the Gold Saucer

How To: Triple Triad!

Hello, class! Today’s lesson is about gambling, so if you do not have a waiver signed by your parents, I’m afraid you will have to go to the gymnasium and watch a video on Chocobo lice....

Published In Issue 56 On December 11, 2023 ·  4 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
Babbit looks confused while wearing reindeer antlers and a shiny nose

Managing An Inventory Crisis

Eorzea, I have a hoarding problem! Here’s a look at my inventory over the weekend. It’s a mess. You may even be wondering why I have almost 2,000 coconuts. Inventory can be a tough thing to manage here in Eorzea....

Published In Issue 55 On December 4, 2023 ·  3 min ·  Babbit Alaisa

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