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P'pol plays harp outside Coerthas

P'pol's Guide to Destroying Music For Some Reason

Hello all! I am writing to you from my extended vacation home in the non-extraditable tundras of Coerthas! Last time we spoke, I got to show you all the wonders of this frigid and uninviting land and its people!...

Published In Issue 23 On April 24, 2023 ·  13 min ·  P'pol Orubasay
Crafters at the Weavers' Guild

Death by a Thousand Cuts: What to do when Enough is Enough

People say diamonds are forever, but how long do they really last? Many believe them to be incredibly strong, indestructible gems, earning them the “forever” reputation. However, they can actually break quite easily....

Published In Issue 21 On April 10, 2023 ·  11 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
Spiderman Points At Spiderman

The Discontent With Content

Picture it: You wake up one day and head down to your favorite amusement park only to discover that, for some reason, no one else has decided to attend today’s opening....

Published In Issue 20 On March 27, 2023 ·  7 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
P'pol In Coerthas

P'pol's Guide to Coerthas

Hello readers! It’s been a while! After my last story definitively PROVING that Hydaelyn is a cube (or at least flat), I had to go into hiding until the heat died down....

Published In Issue 19 On March 13, 2023 ·  8 min ·  P'pol Orubasay
Babbit dances while dressed as Shantae in her venue

Just Go For It: The Up & Downs Of Running A Venue

Around last September, I wrote about my bizarre experience with a new venue opening, which the owner claimed was going to be a grand concert hall, offering both scheduled performances and open stage nights....

Published In Issue 18 1/2 On March 6, 2023 ·  5 min ·  Babbit Alaisa
Overhead view of crowds at Limsa Lominsa

Community Or Calamity

Empires are powerful, expansive beasts that, despite their unfathomable size, somehow are able to expand and flourish under the right conditions. And even though they can seem like impervious giants, simple deterioration over time can cause calamitous ruin....

Published In Issue 18 On February 27, 2023 ·  9 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
Ixal camp in the Black Shroud

Ixal Well that Ends Well

Dew drops gather on leaves. As the sun peeks out through the many branches of Treespeak, several shop owners prepare for their day at Fallgourd Float carrying sacks and barrels from the small dock to the south of the town....

Published In Issue 17 On February 13, 2023 ·  10 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
A troll solving the Trolly Problem

The Troll-y Problem

You are a tuna. You float through the ocean, without worry, living happily with your tuna family and friends. Life is good and about to get better, as a delicious-looking treat glides in front of you without warning....

Published In Issue 16 On January 30, 2023 ·  9 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
A beggar in Ul'dah receive a venue gift card

Give It Away, Give It Away, Give It Away Now

If you have opened Party Finder or seen some advertisements as of late, you may have found yourself stunned at the incredible levels of wealth that is up for grabs. I do not mean the recent boom in the crafter market, though to be sure, there is a veritable gil mine within....

Published In Issue 15 On January 16, 2023 ·  11 min ·  Lopp Yasaburo
An empty housing plot in The Mist

The Housing Lottery: Is It Really Better Than Clicking?

Do you hear that? That rumbling? It’s the faint sound of thousands of adventurers rushing into housing districts throughout Hydaelyn, hoping to win big in this latest opportunity to score an estate....

Published In Issue 15 On January 16, 2023 ·  6 min ·  Babbit Alaisa

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