Hello class! Is one of you chewing gum? I hope you brought enough for everyone! This week, I thought it would be fun to do something a little less serious! We will, therefore, be looking at ways to maximize your downtime with some pointless nonsense!...
Losing a plot to a placard staring contest or housing lottery is one thing, but imagine waking up one morning to find your entire estate just gone without any explanation. Can you comprehend the horror?...
As previously reported in Issue 18 of The Babbler back in February, a Sargatanas Mist plot has been the subject of much controversy this year, as a neighboring Free Company has taken it upon themselves to obstruct its view....
The Krusty Krab grand opening! 8-10est. Dynamis | Seraph, Goblet, W3, P38. Free Krabby Patties, gil, and art! “Welcome to the Krusty Krab! Today’s menu includes: Krabby Patties, Krusty Krab Pizza, Kelp Fries, and a Kelp Shake....
Housing demolitions began in earnest this week, with abandoned and forgotten (or otherwise inaccessible) estates being torn down to make way for new potential homeowners. While many are no doubt excited by this, there’s a certain bitter sweetness to the whole affair....
A singular Medium plot opened up in Mist (Sargatanas) last week, and it would appear that a neighbor has had their eyes on it - maybe a little too much....
How are things going over on Dynamis these days? Not great, Eorzea! While several months ago, many would have said to just give it time, more and more adventurers are beginning to have regrets about moving over to the new Data Center, while the housing situation - which originally was the major draw - is looking stranger by the day....
Do you hear that? That rumbling? It’s the faint sound of thousands of adventurers rushing into housing districts throughout Hydaelyn, hoping to win big in this latest opportunity to score an estate....
It starts with a few sofas. You place them down, and make sure they’re aligned. Is the color right? you ask yourself. Should they go here? But why not a bar counter and some stools?...
Note: This article was originally published in Issue 7 on September 26, 2022. Over a year has passed, so it’s likely methods have changed since then (for example, they may have stopped using discord, for now)....